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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>Your name is DAVE STRIDER. You are SEVENTEEN years old and have NO IDEA what Sburb is, which means your life is ironically NORMAL (for the most part).
You have SHITTY taste in VIDEO GAMES AND MUSIC, but it’s all in the name of IRONY.
Your attempts at an ADVICE BLOG are usually short-lived and unhelpful, but everyone should learn how to be the coolest coolkid they can be. Of course, they won’t ever match your levels of UNIRONIC COOLNESS. You’re simply the coolest there ever will be.

{ooc: This is a general female-to-male transgender advice blog, courtesy of the coolest kid of them all. Bear in mind most of these words come from mine and Dave’s limited experience, even if I’ll make sure to reference others, but you should always consult multiple sources or a professional counsellor for serious concerns. ❤
the FAQ is here, and the askbox is here.}</description><title>ask the coolkid strider</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @askftmdave)</generator><link>http://askftmdave.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>oh theres twenty of you following now</title><description>&lt;p&gt;cool&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;whats up guys&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;its so exciting over here&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;with all these invisible questions and shit to answer&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;its a party all up in my askbox&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;a party youre all invited to&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;send me an ask cmon i know theres shit you want to know about this fine man right here&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://askftmdave.tumblr.com/post/10590220897</link><guid>http://askftmdave.tumblr.com/post/10590220897</guid><pubDate>Sat, 24 Sep 2011 03:55:35 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>So Dave, what are your thoughts on people who don't let other people transition</title><description>&lt;p&gt;that shit just isnt right man&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;i mean hell bro is an ironically loveable tool who honestly keeps way too many puppets&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(seriously bro i found one in the freezer yesterday what the fuck)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;but he understands and i think thats a lot of it too if someone just doesnt get something theyll flip the fuck out over it and say oh no you dont have a dick you must be a girl or oh dear you dont have a vagina youre automatically a man&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;shit if someones makin some sort of effort to put themselves out there the dumbest fucking thing in the world is when other people go nope fuck we dont trust that you know what you need out of life were gonna tell you what to do because we obviously know best and beat you up just for going into the bathroom that we think is the wrong one congrats well make your day and your life a hell&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;tldr dont prevent others from transitioning or you just look like an asshole and ruin someones life&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://askftmdave.tumblr.com/post/9447550995</link><guid>http://askftmdave.tumblr.com/post/9447550995</guid><pubDate>Sat, 27 Aug 2011 02:42:00 -0400</pubDate><category>trigger</category><category>trigger warning</category><category>trans* issues</category><category>homestuck</category><category>transitioning</category></item><item><title>Dave, why are you so cool?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
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Teach me? :3</title><description>&lt;p&gt;im afraid this coolness just cant be taught&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;its a strider family secret&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;however i can start you on the egbert derpishness plan for only fourteen ninety nine a month&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://askftmdave.tumblr.com/post/7628634241</link><guid>http://askftmdave.tumblr.com/post/7628634241</guid><pubDate>Thu, 14 Jul 2011 18:02:58 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?</title><description>&lt;p&gt;anything that is not a smuppet&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;but if im talking about what i like it would be my turntables or that sixpack of apple juice bro bought yesterday&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;i also like my computer isnt that so surprising and unlike every other teenager alive&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://askftmdave.tumblr.com/post/7611903550</link><guid>http://askftmdave.tumblr.com/post/7611903550</guid><pubDate>Thu, 14 Jul 2011 08:53:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>I have a transgender friend. They're very discouraged by prices of the transition. Is it really so expensive?</title><description>&lt;p&gt;it can be especially if youre considering surgeries and things like that&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;testosterone and estrogen can be ridiculously gogdamn expensive and all too but it works better than getting a surgery right away because you dont have to keep doing it if you feel really uncomfortable with the things happening to you&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://t-r-a-n-s.tumblr.com/"&gt;this tumblr right here&lt;/a&gt; has a lot of information on clinics in different areas and everything else involving hormones and anything you would ever need to know&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;your friend should probably talk to a professional counselor or someone who knows and accepts them about prices and look at their budget because some shit is really expensive and sometimes you can find options that are cheaper&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;like if you look carefully at some shit target has its like a really cheap but really useful christmas for dudes like me&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;people transitioning from m to f and f to m have different needs and different things cost different amounts and last i checked i dont have a penis nor do i want to get rid of said metaphorical penis so im not the best to ask about girls like that&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;if your friend still has questions feel free to hit me up any time and i can go into the specifics of some strider-approved places to shop and buy things from&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;[ooc; how did this get so long aaa;;; but yes if you have any specific, personal questions i can answer them privately and recruit the help of some other trans* people i know if it falls outside of my area of expertise! :3]&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://askftmdave.tumblr.com/post/7611535008</link><guid>http://askftmdave.tumblr.com/post/7611535008</guid><pubDate>Thu, 14 Jul 2011 08:30:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Oh gosh wow how are you not flooded with questions</title><description>&lt;p&gt;[ooc; haha i don’t know! i’ve been busy lately but i guess if i got some more questions it’d be nice? c: ]&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;just too cool for them i guess&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;they can feel my cool radiating from a ten mile perimeter of this blog so theyre all like oh shit hes too cool for me better stay away&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://askftmdave.tumblr.com/post/7611451763</link><guid>http://askftmdave.tumblr.com/post/7611451763</guid><pubDate>Thu, 14 Jul 2011 08:25:55 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>{ooc; there are ninety-five homestuck askblogs, to my awareness, and i have followed all of the...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;{ooc; there are ninety-five homestuck askblogs, to my awareness, and i have followed all of the blogs. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;all ninety-five of them.}&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://askftmdave.tumblr.com/post/7333764718</link><guid>http://askftmdave.tumblr.com/post/7333764718</guid><pubDate>Thu, 07 Jul 2011 01:58:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>im open for questions
concerns
comments
hatemail
love confessions
whatever you want to dish out i...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;im open for questions&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;concerns&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;comments&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;hatemail&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;love confessions&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;whatever you want to dish out i can handle it&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;so come at me tumblr&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://askftmdave.tumblr.com/post/7298141079</link><guid>http://askftmdave.tumblr.com/post/7298141079</guid><pubDate>Wed, 06 Jul 2011 05:57:00 -0400</pubDate><category>ftm dave</category><category>homestuck advice blog</category><category>questions</category><category>relationship advice</category><category>homestuck</category><category>dave strider</category></item><item><title>This is a good post.</title><description>&lt;a href="http://whatpumpkin.livejournal.com/70116.html"&gt;This is a good post.&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;id have to agree with all of that post&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;{ooc: man i see/experience so much of that and it bothers me a lot. ;; i hope people sort it out and don’t make it worse!}&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://askftmdave.tumblr.com/post/7297975590</link><guid>http://askftmdave.tumblr.com/post/7297975590</guid><pubDate>Wed, 06 Jul 2011 05:09:47 -0400</pubDate><category>ftm dave</category><category>good post best post</category></item></channel></rss>
